Mark Montgomery

Stranger on the shore

Sittin’ on the side of the road

Some assembly required

...Til discord do us part

Facelifts and the meaning of life

The not so happy wanderer

Is this what you’re looking for?

Never trust a simple task

What do you want to do, live forever?

Cold air and crank windows

2030: See you in the French Alps

Are you talking to me?

‘Oh Magoo, you’ve done it again!’

Some things just shouldn’t be sold

Champagne, parties and black-eyes peas

Ho! Ho! Ho! -- I believe I’ll take that

Over the river and through the woods

Do these pants make my ego look big?

AI = Ain’t Interested

The age of Aquarius is all wrinkled

Speedos and sport coats

Where’s the fun in being normal?

Let me give you a hand, brother