Sittin’ on the side of the road

RANDOM DISTRACTIONS BY MARK MONTGOMERY
RANDOM DISTRACTIONS BY MARK MONTGOMERY

Ihad some difficulty with the “White Whale.” For me, it has nothing to do with Moby Dick but everything to do with a big, high-topped, white 2008 Ford van. I bought it several years ago to make it into a simple camper. Simpleminded man seeks simple camper — sounds like an ’80s romance movie.

Although the van ran well, the camper conversion idea didn’t speed ahead. I got the seats out and a couple o…