“Be humble.” -- Tin Cup
“Be kind.” -- Kurt Vonnegut
Well, this summer I missed another opportunity to get myself a Speedo. I’ve often dreamed of winsomely strutting around the pool, getting deep sighs from ladies and darting, jealous glances from men. (Well, it could happen.) But, I can never get more than halfway through that little fantasy before my imagination creates packs of howling dogs, small…
