Mark Montgomery

Is this what you’re looking for?

Never trust a simple task

What do you want to do, live forever?

Cold air and crank windows

2030: See you in the French Alps

Are you talking to me?

‘Oh Magoo, you’ve done it again!’

Some things just shouldn’t be sold

Champagne, parties and black-eyes peas

Ho! Ho! Ho! -- I believe I’ll take that

Over the river and through the woods

Do these pants make my ego look big?

AI = Ain’t Interested

The age of Aquarius is all wrinkled

Speedos and sport coats

Where’s the fun in being normal?

Let me give you a hand, brother