If elected, I can envision a better life with Joe:
Better Kempner drinking water; cow poop-free smelling air since we will be eating plant food; no speed traps because of defunding; free blue facemasks; no more oil changes; no more gas fill-ups; no noise pollution from Fort Hood since all soldiers will be issued one bullet to be placed in their shirt pocket.
Our new anthem for the next four years: “It’s a Wonderful World.” Oh yea.
Larry Steger
Kempner
